"HOW TO MAKE LOVE"
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana (Must come from your own farm for taste)
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in
and out
until well
creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk
containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl
and cover
with nuts,
leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana
does not
soften, repeat
steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils
carefullybefore and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake! rises, take cover!!.
Pls do not practice this at home, it is not for kids and wannabes ok. The writer would not be held responsible for any outcomes ok. This is only for educational purpose.
Well, come back later for more tutorials ai'ght.
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Psalms 13:1
Sometimes all we need to do is talk over a problem with a friend to help put it in perspective. In this psalm, the phrase “how long” occurs four times in the first two verses, indicating the depth of David’s distress. David expressed his feelings to God and found strength. By the end of his prayer, he was able to express hope and trust in God. Through prayer we can express our feelings and talk our problems out with God. He helps us regain the right perspective, and this gives us peace (Habakkuk 3:17-19).